AARON:
Justin just said he has a gift and that he knows there's a ghost on the fourth stair of the staircase going down to the basement. He's so full of shit.
PETE:
Justin's a homeless drug addict who pays people to kill my relatives. If he says he has a only one gift and that it makes him see a ghost on the fourth stair then there's a ghost on the fucking fourth stair.
PETE:
There's a question I have always been meaning to ask you.
JUSTIN:
The answer is one.
PETE:
There's one ghost in this house.
JUSTIN:
Yup.
PETE:
Who is it?
JUSTIN:
I'm really not supposed to tell you.
PETE:
Well you can't just leave me hanging like that.
JUSTIN:
Ok. It's not your Dad and it's not your Mom cause I know that's where your mind is going.
PETE:
Who the fuck else could it be?
JUSTIN:
Thank God you're pretty.
PETE:
Am I missing something?
JUSTIN:
The ghost is here for me.
PETE:
There's a question I have always been meaning to ask you.
JUSTIN:
The answer is one.
PETE:
There's one ghost in this house.
JUSTIN:
Yup.
PETE:
Who is it?
JUSTIN:
I'm really not supposed to tell you.
PETE:
Well you can't just leave me hanging like that.
JUSTIN:
Ok. It's not your Dad and it's not your Mom cause I know that's where your mind is going.
PETE:
Who the fuck else could it be?
JUSTIN:
Thank God you're pretty.
PETE:
Am I missing something?
JUSTIN:
The ghost is here for me.
JUSTIN and PETE are sitting at a desk in an office in a bank.
BANK EMPLOYEE:
Do I've collected all the paperwork and I'll just need a few signatures and the money should arrive by tomorrow.
So just to summarize this will be a $30000 equity loan against the current market value of your home which is 1.5 million dollars.
JUSTIN is incredulous.
JUSTIN.
Holy fuck.
Your house is worth THAT?!
